I will write a 1000 word short story describing how you became a vampire. Either fact or fiction. I will send it to you within two days or by post.
I will feature you on my successful pet blog for $5
I will create a drinking game for anything you request for $4
I will edit and proofread for $5
I will design a logo for you for $4
I will Type A Hand Written Document On A Computer for $4
I will draw a funny caricature from your image for $10
